Lobster Tube is a porn video Aggregator. Should we enter the Lobster-Porn Restaurant? This is a place that collects porn Videos from all over the website and links them all to an easy-to-search place. A bionic porn site, if you will.
The good thing about LobsterTube.com is that you can search several porn sites at the same time super easy in this way. All the Videos have thumbnails with a preview that show what the fuck you’re getting into, but as soon as you click on the Link, you’re sent to a completely different website that actually hosts the Videos.
That can be really fucking annoying, which is why Lobstertube tries to keep things as simple as possible. First, you don’t see any advertising here. I think Lobstertube only exists to try to promote other porn sites on your network, so it’s great to browse without having to deal with Popups and other bullshit.
Another good feature is that Lobstertube always shows you where the Video is hosted. It doesn’t suddenly send you, like some of the shitty spots out there, to a place with a thousand Pop-ups and Buttons that prompt you to download the Virus in general, the Videos come from popular and reputable places.
Overall, Lobstertube is a great Option to browse porn and find content from across the Web. The website has hundreds of categories that span a wide network across all the different types of porn out there, while offering enough Videos to support them all.
It is colored like a Lobster
Lobstertube has a fairly standardized Layout that is similar to other Tube sites. The main page contains the search bar, as well as the main categories, which include mom, Young, beauty, wife, and a whole lot more. On the left is a list of the most popular sex categories, starting with 10+ inch cock (nohomo).
One link you can drag to your left-hand side is “popular video”. On this list you will find Videos of some sluts with really hot butts. But remember that all the Videos are outside of Lobstertube, so you may have to deal with some bullshit on the Host side, even though Lobstertube is really clean. Personally, I have collected more miles from the section about the most popular Videos than browsing through the categories.
The mobile Layout is just as good as the Desktop Version. It’s basically the same, with a main search bar and categories to browse at maximum speed. With the search bar you can also easily choose between heterosexual, gay and transsexual content, so you don’t have to filter through any bullshit just to be able to cum. You don’t have to worry about ads on the mobile website either.
The Google of porn Videos
The content is just as good and rich as all the porn sites combined, which is basically what Lobstertube is. RedTube, xHamster, KeezMovies, etc.
As I mentioned before, a good feature of Lobstertube is that every video thumbnail also shows what the Host Web page is. This is important because it allows you to avoid shady websites or those that you don’t like for some reason. After these preliminary remarks, I would like to say that most Links lead to reputable websites that do not provide you with viruses and other bullshit like this.
I never really worried about Lobstertube hosting any shady virus site, especially because Lobstertube seems to be a very professional company. Lots of references to government regulations and shit like that. It is also part of a fairly large porn network.
There are a ridiculous number of categories… actually, too many to navigate properly. The “popular Sex categories” are actually about 300 fucking categories! You need to appreciate a page that categorizes “urethral” Videos that, uh… I absolutely do not recommend that you look at this unless you are really in a dark place…
What I like
Sites like Lobstertube are great for your selection and lack of ads. Over 46 million Videos means that even I won’t have enough time to dig through them all. The Videos cover a wide range of categories and it is definitely better than browsing other porn sites individually.
The nice thing about Lobstertube is that there are actually zero ads, unless you count the Links to other members in the network. This makes Lobstertube a fantastic “home base” of porn from which to browse and the website does a good job by offering great content on the front page of each category.
The Layout is very simple and pleasant to the eyes. The color scheme and Logo look a little cheap and outdated, but it doesn’t stand in the way of you and your porn either.
The main page also has a menu bar, although I found this thing completely useless. It contains Links to the popular Videos and the new Videos, followed by thirteen Links to all other porn sites on the net. Don’t even worry about the menu bar.
However, I have to give a lot of credit to the overall performance of the website. Everything is clean and without delay, which is simply too rare in the world of internet porn. I was never frustrated or upset, even when I was forced to go to the Host website for my Videos. Very crisp.
What I hate
The main problem I have with sites like Lobstertube, of course, is that they do not host actual content. We’re not lobster tube, because it has great Videos, but because it sucks great Videos from other websites. Since Lobstertube has no advertising, I consider it a public service.
Another Problem is that the Videos are simply too wide-ranging. Sure, there are millions of Videos, but if you leave out the gay and shemale shit, how many are left? If you’re interested in something specific, you might be better off finding a porn site that offers exactly what you like than this kind of “catch them all”porn site that just fires a bazillion Videos at you and asks you what you want.
I think the categories could also be trimmed a bit. A section called “popular sex categories” should not list every goddamn category known to mankind (and also some that are unknown). Are people seriously looking for shit like PAWG (white girl with big ass) or”penis pump”? I fucking hope not…
The lobster needs cleaning
As with so many porn sites I discuss, I think Lobstertube could use an update of its layout and logo. The Lobster mascot is so damned…..who thinks about lobster and porn at the same time? Lobsters are one of the most unsexy creatures on this cursed planet. These pinchers will fucking chop off your cock.
I also believe that it would be beneficial for Lobstertube if the Videos were ranked according to the most watched and a community and rating system was introduced. The only way to find out what the ‘best’ Videos are are the ‘most popular Videos’, but the website doesn’t really show how many views there are. I have the feeling that they are only paid to show certain Videos on this site.
Normally, a website like this could have had a user registration system that people use to rate Videos and leave comments. With LobsterTube, this probably doesn’t work so well, because every video thumbnail points directly to the Host website instead of providing a Portal. But a user community could help a place like this.
Another thing is that there is nothing really “special” about LobsterTube. Obviously, the website has no unique content, but it doesn’t really stand out in any way. Owners may want to come up with some unique features that will ensure that users come back and not just for third-party porn.
Lobstertube is the Mandingo among the Tube websites where Videos are collected from all over the Internet. It’s annoying that every Video is hosted off-site, which means that every damn time you want to watch a Video, you open a new Link, but this Lobstertube tries to balance with zero advertising and easy Navigation.
Since I continue to be considered the wearer of the black belt in porn, I find this type of mass aggregator sites less attractive. I find that pages that specialize in certain niches usually have better content and this type of page is better for a Quickie or emergency Wichssitzung than for a nice, thorough Wichs.
Lobstertube is part of adultwebmasternet.com. this is a web for Tube websites where other porn sites actually buy traffic from Lobstertube and other websites on the web by linking their Videos. I do not understand how effective this really is as the user can easily browse the desired Videos, but it is worth mentioning.